This week, something a little different from the usual style of posts we do here.
Instead of informative, we offer a little entertainment via Erectile Dysfunction in Pop Culture.
Excerpt from the classic television series M*A*S*H*:
Hawkeye: What do you think of Nurse Able?
Trapper John: If I wasn’t married I’d start nibbling at Nurse Able’s toes and stop when I got to her hairpins.
Hawkeye: There is something there to arouse a male.
Trapper: Unless he’s been dead six months.
Hawkeye[inhales]: She was in here before um, with me, alone.
Trapper: [Laughs] That’s one of the worst kept secrets of the war.
Hawkeye: She was in here before and, uh I, uh uh couldn’t.
Trapper: Couldn’t what?
Hawkeye: The big “couldn’t.”
Trapper: Oh, that “couldn’t.”
Hawkeye: Maybe I tried too hard. Maybe I didn’t try hard enough. Maybe it was her perfume. Maybe it was mine. She looks a little like my mother. Maybe Oedipus wrecked it for me.
Trapper: It’s perfectly understandable. You’ve been going full tilt since you got here. Your nerves are brittle enough to use for kindling.
Trapper: The war.
Hawkeye: Happens to everyone.
Hawkeye: Ever happen to you?